I'M Z-ACH WHITESIDE AND I LIVE IN LINESVILLE PA I GO TO LINESVILLE HIGH SCHOOL I PLAY FOOTBALL AND I LIFT WEIGHTS AND I SING BASS IN THE CHORUS I'M GOING TO JUNIOR HIGH DISTRICT CHORUS THIS YEAR MY HOUSE JUST GOT FIXED AFTER MY ROOM CAUGHT ON FIRE AND ONLY MY ROOM MADE ME MAD BUT ITS ALL COOL KNOW I LIKE THE GREEN BAY PACKERS AND I HATE THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS I LOVE TO EAT ALL PASTA IT JUST TASTE GOOD I AM THE BIGGEST KID IN MY SCHOOL I WEIGHT:320 POUNDS HEIGHT:6 FOOT TALL
my 2006 schedule for school
| CLASS | TEACHER | TIME |
| COMPUTER APPS | MR.K | 8:00-9:40 |
| INTERNET 1 | MR.K | 9:45-10:25 |
| CHORUS | MR.ETHRIDGE | 10:30-11:10 |
| US HISTORY | MS.GILLETE | 11:15-12:40 |
| LUNCH | MRS. WARREN | 12:45-1:10 |
| PRE-ALGEBRA | MR. STEVENSON | 1:15-2:40 |

The best football team in single A high school football and of course me the best noseman in the history of the game #77 ya that's me I was supposed to get #73 but it wasn't big enough


THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVERS TEAM ROSTER THE
GREEN BAY PACKERS
| o. | Name | Pos. | Ht | Wt | Age | Exp. | College | Acquired |
| 4 | Brett Favre | QB | 6-2 | 222 | 37 | 16 | Southern Mississippi | T-92 (Atl) |
| 7 | Ingle Martin | QB | 6-2 | 220 | 24 | R | Furman | D5a-06 |
| 9 | Jon Ryan | P | 6-0 | 202 | 24 | 1 | University of Regina (Canada) | FA-06 |
| 12 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | 6-2 | 223 | 22 | 2 | California | D1-05 |
| 16 | Dave Rayner | K | 6-2 | 210 | 24 | 2 | Michigan State | W-06 (Ind.) |
| 19 | Shaun Bodiford | WR | 5-11 | 186 | 24 | R | Portland State | W-06 (Det) |
| 21 | Charles Woodson | CB | 6-1 | 208 | 30 | 9 | Michigan | UFA-06 (Oak.) |
| 22 | Marquand Manuel | S | 6-0 | 209 | 27 | 5 | Florida | UFA-06 (Sea) |
| 23 | Noah Herron | RB | 5-11 | 224 | 24 | 2 | Northwestern | FA-05 |
| 24 | Jarrett Bush | CB | 6-0 | 194 | 22 | R | Utah State | W-06 (Car) |
| 26 | Charlie Peprah | S | 5-11 | 202 | 23 | R | Alabama | W-06 (NYG) |
| 27 | Will Blackmon | CB | 6-0 | 198 | 22 | R | Boston College | D4b-06 |
| 29 | Tyrone Culver | S | 6-1 | 200 | 23 | R | Fresno State | D6b-06 |
| 30 | Ahman Green | RB | 6-0 | 218 | 29 | 9 | Nebraska | T-00 (Sea) |
| 31 | Al Harris | CB | 6-1 | 185 | 31 | 9 | Texas A&M-Kingsville | T-03 (Phil) |
| 33 | William Henderson | FB | 6-1 | 252 | 35 | 12 | North Carolina | D3b-95 |
| 34 | Vernand Morency | RB | 5-10 | 212 | 26 | 2 | Oklahoma State | T-06 (HOU) |
| 36 | Nick Collins | S | 5-11 | 200 | 23 | 2 | Bethune-Cookman | D2a-05 |
| 40 | Brandon Miree | FB | 6-0 | 236 | 25 | 2 | Pittsburgh | FA-06 |
| 43 | Patrick Dendy | CB | 6-0 | 190 | 24 | 2 | Rice | FA-05 |
| 50 | A.J. Hawk | LB | 6-1 | 246 | 22 | R | Ohio State | D1-06 |
| 51 | Brady Poppinga | LB | 6-3 | 245 | 27 | 2 | Brigham Young | D4b-05 |
| 55 | Abdul Hodge | LB | 6-0 | 236 | 24 | R | Iowa | D3a-06 |
| 56 | Nick Barnett | LB | 6-2 | 232 | 25 | 4 | Oregon State | D1-03 |
| 57 | Jason Hunter | LB/DE | 6-4 | 255 | 23 | R | Appalachian State | FA-06 |
| 58 | Ben Taylor | LB | 6-2 | 238 | 28 | 5 | Virginia Tech | UFA-06 (Cle.) |
| 59 | Tracy White | LB | 6-0 | 236 | 25 | 4 | Howard | FA-06 |
| 60 | Rob Davis | LS | 6-3 | 284 | 37 | 11 | Shippensburg | FA-97 |
| 62 | Junius Coston | T/G | 6-3 | 317 | 22 | 2 | North Carolina A&T | D5a-05 |
| 63 | Scott Wells | C | 6-2 | 304 | 25 | 3 | Tennessee | FA-04 (D7-04) |
| 64 | Tony Palmer | G | 6-2 | 326 | 23 | R | Missouri | W-06 (StL) |
| 65 | Mark Tauscher | T | 6-4 | 315 | 29 | 7 | Wisconsin | D7a-00 |
| 68 | Chris White | C | 6-2 | 285 | 23 | 2 | Southern Mississippi | FA-05 |
| 72 | Jason Spitz | G | 6-4 | 313 | 23 | R | Louisville | D3b-06 |
| 73 | Daryn Colledge | G/T | 6-4 | 299 | 24 | R | Boise State | D2a-06 |
| 74 | Aaron Kampman | DE | 6-4 | 278 | 26 | 5 | Iowa | D5a-02 |
| 75 | Tony Moll | G/T | 6-5 | 308 | 23 | R | Nevada | D5b-06 |
| 76 | Chad Clifton | T | 6-5 | 330 | 30 | 7 | Tennessee | D2-00 |
| 77 | Cullen Jenkins | DT/DE | 6-3 | 290 | 25 | 3 | Central Michigan | FA-04 |
| 79 | Ryan Pickett | DT | 6-2 | 322 | 27 | 5 | Ohio State | UFA-06 (StL) |
| 80 | Donald Driver | WR | 6-0 | 190 | 31 | 8 | Alcorn State | D7b-99 |
| 82 | Ruvell Martin | WR | 6-4 | 217 | 24 | 1 | Saginaw Valley State | FA-06 |
| 83 | Chris Francies | WR | 6-1 | 193 | 24 | R | Texas-El Paso | FA-06 |
| 84 | Tory Humphrey | TE | 6-2 | 257 | 23 | 1 | Central Michigan | FA-05 |
| 85 | Greg Jennings | WR | 5-11 | 197 | 23 | R | Western Michigan | D2b-06 |
| 86 | Donald Lee | TE | 6-4 | 248 | 26 | 4 | Mississippi State | FA-05 |
| 87 | David Martin | TE | 6-4 | 265 | 27 | 6 | Tennessee | D6-01 |
| 88 | Bubba Franks | TE | 6-6 | 265 | 28 | 7 | Miami (Fla.) | D1-00 |
| 90 | Colin Cole | DT | 6-2 | 325 | 26 | 2 | Iowa | FA-04 |
| 93 | Johnny Jolly | DT | 6-3 | 317 | 23 | R | Texas A&M | D6a-06 |
| 94 | Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila | DE | 6-4 | 250 | 29 | 7 | San Diego State | FA-00 (D5a-00) |
| 96 | Michael Montgomery | DE | 6-5 | 275 | 23 | 2 | Texas A&M | D6a-05 |
| 99 | Corey Williams | DT | 6-4 | 313 | 26 | 3 | Arkansas State | D6-04 |
| Practice Squad | ||||||||
| No. | Name | Pos. | Ht | Wt | Age | Exp. | College | Acquired |
| 13 | Carlton Brewster | WR | 5-11 | 214 | 23 | R | Ferris State | T-06 (Cle) |
| 17 | Calvin Russell | WR | 6-0 | 190 | 23 | R | Tuskegee | FA-06 |
| 20 | Atari Bigby | S | 5-11 | 211 | 25 | 1 | Central Florida | FA-05 |
| 49 | Zac Alcorn | TE | 6-4 | 260 | 26 | R | Black Hills State | FA-06 |
| 53 | Spencer Havner | LB | 6-3 | 245 | 23 | R | UCLA | FA-06 |
| 54 | Tim Goodwell | LB | 6-0 | 243 | 22 | R | Memphis | FA-06 |
| 61 | Travis Leffew | G/T | 6-4 | 292 | 23 | R | Louisville | FA-06 |
| 91 | Dave Tollefson | DE | 6-4 | 255 | 25 | R | Northwest Missouri St. | D7-06 |
| Injured Reserve | |||||||||
| No. | Name | Pos. | Ht | Wt | Age | Exp. | College | Injury | Date On |
| 25 | Marviel Underwood | S | 5-10 | 197 | 24 | 2 | San Diego State | Knee | 08/28 |
| 32 | Arliss Beach | RB | 5-10 | 219 | 22 | R | Kentucky | Ankle | 09/02 |
| 52 | Kurt Campbell | LB | 6-1 | 227 | 24 | 2 | Albany | Shoulder | 08/29 |
| 67 | Josh Bourke | T | 6-7 | 314 | 24 | R | Grand Valley State | Back | 09/02 |
| 71 | Kevin Barry | T | 6-4 | 332 | 27 | 5 | Arizona | Quadriceps | 07/27 |
| 89 | Robert Ferguson | WR | 6-1 | 210 | 26 | 6 | Texas A&M | Foot | 10/23 |
| 97 | Kenderick Allen | DT | 6-5 | 328 | 28 | 4 | Louisiana State | Foot | 10/04 |